Good day, dear reader. As we all know, great Fleptimus spoke of changes to come. And indeed they have (and continue to)! Let me tell…
Author: Underliner
The Sausages of the Krang Grand Hotel
I, Skroom, am wrongly invited to attend the latest evening events at the new Krang Hotel
The Marblehang Championship
I ran out of money, but not out of luck. Follow me, Skroom, as I attend the Marblehang Championship, not only as a reporter, but a contestant.
THE KRANG HARBOUR FOOD FESTIVAL
I visit the food festival. Oh, what joyous treats and decadence. Join me as I venture the stalls of spice and delight.
ARDNARD EUKARYOTIC ZOO: THE PETTING ZOO
Ardnard Eukaryotic Zoo is happy to inform you all that our petting zoo is now back in business. Ready about our cute animals, and meet Mr. Flabs, a fan favourite!
ARDNARD EUKARYOTIC ZOO: THE UNIVERSI COGNITOR
Ardnard Eukaryotic Zoo proudly presents our new column to the Ardnard Underline. We will report our current and new animals for educational purposes aimed at both young and old. Our first report is on the new species: the Universi cognitor.
A FESTIVAL OF FLESH
I, Skroom, report from The Festival of Flesh. To be honest, I never saw the appeal, but maybe you will. Oh, the things I saw, the things I endured. Marvelous.
CRUDDLEBERRY REACHES THE END
Oh, jolly sundangle, what an event! I have witnessed the unspeakable. I have seen the the real end of Cruddleberry!
CRUDDLEBERRY CONTINUES
Cruddleberry continues! It is the day before the verdict. Join me, Skroom, as I report.
HOW MANY WILL PERISH ON CRUDDLEBERRY ISLAND?
Skroom reports from the Cruddleberry event.