After a longer period without these gruesome incidents, we had a slight hope the law enforcement may have accidentally caught the murderer. Sadly, dear readers,…
Month: October 2022
MASSIVE MUTATIONS! HOSPITALS WITHOUT A CLUE!
Dear readers, Once again, it is time for the science mystery report. This time, it is all about the massive amount of mutations found recently. …
THE KRANG HARBOUR FOOD FESTIVAL
I visit the food festival. Oh, what joyous treats and decadence. Join me as I venture the stalls of spice and delight.
Flooding Season of the Nard
Aspine Melifis As Ardnard enters another set of sunnies, it is my duty as the weatherer to provide: there will be sun. The sun will…
REOPENING OF THE TRANSLUCENT ART GALLERY
Three years after the shining incident, yesterday the translucent Art Gallery of Ardnard finally opened its doors to the public again. Now the fine citizens…
ARDNARD EUKARYOTIC ZOO: THE PETTING ZOO
Ardnard Eukaryotic Zoo is happy to inform you all that our petting zoo is now back in business. Ready about our cute animals, and meet Mr. Flabs, a fan favourite!
ARDNARD EUKARYOTIC ZOO: THE UNIVERSI COGNITOR
Ardnard Eukaryotic Zoo proudly presents our new column to the Ardnard Underline. We will report our current and new animals for educational purposes aimed at both young and old. Our first report is on the new species: the Universi cognitor.
FLAPPYDOODLES IN GOGH STREET
Dear readers, Once again it is time for the science mystery report. This time it is about the flappydoodles in Gogh Street. Many of you…
A FESTIVAL OF FLESH
I, Skroom, report from The Festival of Flesh. To be honest, I never saw the appeal, but maybe you will. Oh, the things I saw, the things I endured. Marvelous.
THE GREAT EMPTYING
Dear readers, Once again, it is time for the science mystery report. This time, it is all about the annual event called “the great emptying”….