Dear readers,
Once again it is time for the science mystery report. This time it is about the flappydoodles in Gogh Street. Many of you may ask yourself: What in the juice are flappydoodles? The short answer: We do not know. So now the longer answer: For a few months now artists’ thoughts manifest in Gogh Street. It all started with the thought about some doodles of flappy birds. You know those colorful, loud shrieking critters. The flappydoodles appeared out of nowhere, looking like bad drawings of flappy birds. With people seeing those manifested doodles, more thought about doodles of flappy birds and quickly there were flocks of flappydoodles of flappy birds.
Now Gogh Street is a street of creativity, since every artistic thought comes to life in the form of a new flappydoodle. From child friendly thoughts about sketches of flowers, to obscene twisted images of devils and worse, everything can be found on Gogh Street. Important to note is, that all flappydoodles may exist, but do not consist of matter and just appear on this street. As soon as the person whose thought created the flappydoodle leaves Gogh Street, the flappydoodle ceases to exist.
Government officials and independent research institutes just started to investigate the street and founded the “Art Research on Scientific Evidence department” (short also known as the ARSE department) as a joint institute. There are still open positions for various scientific and artistic positions.
Finally I can just recommend visiting this street, especially in the afternoon when not that many creeps are around, manifesting their pervy thoughts.
Juice up and stay smart,
Your corresponding scientific editor
Bartholomeus Hodgins