Good day, dear reader. As we all know, great Fleptimus spoke of changes to come. And indeed they have (and continue to)! Let me tell you everything. It was five hundred years ago today that Fleptimus rose from the flesh pits of old, forged out of the bones of the fallen by dubious means to…
The Sausages of the Krang Grand Hotel
I, Skroom, am wrongly invited to attend the latest evening events at the new Krang Hotel
The Marblehang Championship
I ran out of money, but not out of luck. Follow me, Skroom, as I attend the Marblehang Championship, not only as a reporter, but a contestant.
Zlasher takes another victim in the flooding season destination of the rich and powerful!
After a longer period without these gruesome incidents, we had a slight hope the law enforcement may have accidentally caught the murderer. Sadly, dear readers,…
MASSIVE MUTATIONS! HOSPITALS WITHOUT A CLUE!
Dear readers, Once again, it is time for the science mystery report. This time, it is all about the massive amount of mutations found recently. …
THE KRANG HARBOUR FOOD FESTIVAL
I visit the food festival. Oh, what joyous treats and decadence. Join me as I venture the stalls of spice and delight.
Flooding Season of the Nard
Aspine Melifis As Ardnard enters another set of sunnies, it is my duty as the weatherer to provide: there will be sun. The sun will…
REOPENING OF THE TRANSLUCENT ART GALLERY
Three years after the shining incident, yesterday the translucent Art Gallery of Ardnard finally opened its doors to the public again. Now the fine citizens…
ARDNARD EUKARYOTIC ZOO: THE PETTING ZOO
Ardnard Eukaryotic Zoo is happy to inform you all that our petting zoo is now back in business. Ready about our cute animals, and meet Mr. Flabs, a fan favourite!