Ardnard Eukaryotic Zoo proudly presents our new column to the Ardnard Underline. We will report our current and new animals for educational purposes aimed at both young and old. A shipment arrived from the far north, one week ago, with a newly found species inhabiting a sheltered mountain range. The creature, now named the Universi…
FLAPPYDOODLES IN GOGH STREET
Dear readers, Once again it is time for the science mystery report. This time it is about the flappydoodles in Gogh Street. Many of you…
A FESTIVAL OF FLESH
I, Skroom, report from The Festival of Flesh. To be honest, I never saw the appeal, but maybe you will. Oh, the things I saw, the things I endured. Marvelous.
THE GREAT EMPTYING
Dear readers, Once again, it is time for the science mystery report. This time, it is all about the annual event called “the great emptying”….
CRUDDLEBERRY REACHES THE END
Oh, jolly sundangle, what an event! I have witnessed the unspeakable. I have seen the the real end of Cruddleberry!
ZLASHER STRIKES AGAIN
Behold dear reader! Last night the Night Watch of the Old Harbor district found another dead body of a young woman. As the 6 victims…
CRUDDLEBERRY CONTINUES
Cruddleberry continues! It is the day before the verdict. Join me, Skroom, as I report.
New addition to Botanical Gardens
Sir Anthony Douglas Glovenshire, well known for his expeditions abroad, donated a new wing to the cities botanical gardens. There are many speculations what kind…
HOW MANY WILL PERISH ON CRUDDLEBERRY ISLAND?
Skroom reports from the Cruddleberry event.
Cow Storms approaching
Aspine Melifis A series of sunnies will be set on most of Ardnard and its surroundings – the temperature will be a pleasant, almost soothing,…