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Categories Science and Innovation, Zoology

ARDNARD EUKARYOTIC ZOO: THE UNIVERSI COGNITOR

Ardnard Eukaryotic Zoo proudly presents our new column to the Ardnard Underline. We will report our current and new animals for educational purposes aimed at both young and old. A shipment arrived from the far north, one week ago, with a newly found species inhabiting a sheltered mountain range. The creature, now named the Universi…

by Underliner2022-10-082025-10-23
Categories Science and Innovation, Science Mystery Reports

FLAPPYDOODLES IN GOGH STREET

Dear readers,  Once again it is time for the science mystery report. This time it is about the flappydoodles in Gogh Street. Many of you…

2022-10-022022-10-17
Categories Culture and Events, LIFE IN THE CITY WITH SKROOM

A FESTIVAL OF FLESH

I, Skroom, report from The Festival of Flesh. To be honest, I never saw the appeal, but maybe you will. Oh, the things I saw, the things I endured. Marvelous.

2022-10-012025-10-23
Categories Science and Innovation, Science Mystery Reports

THE GREAT EMPTYING

Dear readers, Once again, it is time for the science mystery report. This time, it is all about the annual event called “the great emptying”….

2022-10-012022-10-09
Categories Culture and Events, LIFE IN THE CITY WITH SKROOM

CRUDDLEBERRY REACHES THE END

Oh, jolly sundangle, what an event! I have witnessed the unspeakable. I have seen the the real end of Cruddleberry!

2022-09-142025-10-23
Categories Crime

ZLASHER STRIKES AGAIN

Behold dear reader! Last night the Night Watch of the Old Harbor district found another dead body of a young woman. As the 6 victims…

2022-09-132022-10-08
Categories Culture and Events, LIFE IN THE CITY WITH SKROOM

CRUDDLEBERRY CONTINUES

Cruddleberry continues! It is the day before the verdict. Join me, Skroom, as I report.

2022-09-132025-10-23
Categories Culture and Events

New addition to Botanical Gardens

Sir Anthony Douglas Glovenshire, well known for his expeditions abroad, donated a new wing to the cities botanical gardens. There are many speculations what kind…

2022-09-122022-10-08
Categories Culture and Events, LIFE IN THE CITY WITH SKROOM

HOW MANY WILL PERISH ON CRUDDLEBERRY ISLAND?

Skroom reports from the Cruddleberry event.

2022-09-122025-10-23
Categories Weather

Cow Storms approaching

Aspine Melifis A series of sunnies will be set on most of Ardnard and its surroundings – the temperature will be a pleasant, almost soothing,…

2022-09-122022-10-16

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