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Skroom Tattlewink Oh, salutations and tribulations dead reader. Ardnard the wicked. Ardnard the depraved and irredeemable. You are loved in the grandness of your glory, for the living spaces where you shelter (many) of your citizens that flow your streets like blood. Our factories are your pumping heart and the river your intestinal tract peristaltically…
Dear readers, Once again, it is time for the science mystery report. This time, it is all about the annual event called “the great emptying”….
Oh, jolly sundangle, what an event! I have witnessed the unspeakable. I have seen the the real end of Cruddleberry!
Behold dear reader! Last night the Night Watch of the Old Harbor district found another dead body of a young woman. As the 6 victims…
Cruddleberry continues! It is the day before the verdict. Join me, Skroom, as I report.
Sir Anthony Douglas Glovenshire, well known for his expeditions abroad, donated a new wing to the cities botanical gardens. There are many speculations what kind…
Skroom reports from the Cruddleberry event.
Aspine Melifis A series of sunnies will be set on most of Ardnard and its surroundings – the temperature will be a pleasant, almost soothing,…